KIDS ON THE SUBJECT OF LOVE Part 1
"One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too." Andrew, age 6 "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell ... That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." Mae, age 9 "I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." Manuel, age 8
CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE "Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." John, age 9 "If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." Glenn, age 7
ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE "If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." Anita C., age 8 "It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." Brian, age 7 "Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time." Christine, age 9
ON THE ROLE OF BEAUTY AND HANDSOMENESS IN LOVE "Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." Greg, age 8
REFLECTIONS ON THE NATURE OF LOVE "Mooshy... like puppy dogs ... except puppy dogs don't wag their tails nearly as much." Arnold, age 10 "All of a sudden, the people get movie fever so they can sit together in the dark." Sherm, age 8
HOW DO PEOPLE IN LOVE TYPICALLY BEHAVE? "They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them." Gavin, age 8 "They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down the aisle someday and do the holy matchimony thing." John, age 9
CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS "I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'Dinosaurs' is on television." Jill, age 6 "Love is foolish ... but I still might try it sometime." Floyd, age 9 "Yesterday I kissed a girl in a private place ... We were behind a tree." Carey, age 7 "Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." Dave, age 8 "I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." Regina, age 10
CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE "Sensitivity don't hurt." Robbie, age 8 "One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." Ava, age 8
THE PERSONAL QUALITIES YOU NEED TO HAVE IN ORDER TO BE A GOOD LOVER "Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." Mike, age 6
SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU