Quickly, God was faced with a class action suit for failure to file an
 environmental impact statement. God was granted a temporary permit for
 the project, but was stymied with the cease and desist order for the
 earthly part.
 
 Then God said, "Let there be light!"
 
 Immediately, the officials demanded to know how the light would be
made.
 Would there be strip mining? What about thermal pollution? God
explained that the light would come from a large ball of fire. God was granted
 provisional permission to make light, assuming that no smoke would
 result from the ball of fire, and that he would obtain a building permit and
to conserve energy, He would have the light out half the time. God agreed
 and offered to call the light "Day" and the darkness "Night". The
 officials replied that they were not interested in semantics.
 
 God said, "Let the earth put forth vegetation, plant yielding seed, and
 fruit trees bearing fruit."
 
 The EPA agreed, so long as only native seed was used.
 
 Then God said, "Let the waters bring forth swarms of living creatures,
 and let birds fly above the earth."
 
 The officials pointed out that this would require approval from the
 Department of Game coordinated with the Heavenly Wildlife Federation
and the Audubon Society.
 
 Everything was okay until God said the project would be completed in
six days.

 The officials said it would take at least two hundred days to review
the applications and the impact statement. After that there would be a
 public hearing. Then there would be ten to twelve months before...

 At this point God created Hell...