GROANER WARNING!!

 
  	
Matches made in hell


Just imagine if the following people got married...



If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.


If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.


If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.


If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.


If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then
 divorced him to marryElton John, she'd be 
Olivia Newton-John Newton John.


If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry
Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Monster.


If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.

If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced 
him and marriedJerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver.


If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be
 Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.


How about a baseball marriage? 
 If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou,
he'd be Boog Alou.


If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali,
 then divorced him tomarry Kenny G., he'd be G. Ghali G.


Nog (Quark's brother on "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine") 
has no other name, so he uses it twice when getting 
a marriage license.  IF he married Howard Hughes, 
and then Pamela Dare, he'd be Nog Nog Hughes
Dare.


If Shirley Jones married Tom Ewell, then Johnny Rotten,
 then Nathan Hale, she'd be Shirley Ewell Rotten Hale.


 (This one may take a little longer to get)
If Jack Handy (SNL writer) married Andy Capp, 
then married Jack Paar,then moved on to Stephen King, 
he'd be Jack Handy Capp Paar King.


If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), 
King Oscar(of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), 
and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be 
Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.

If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and 
married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur,
 he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.