What is God Like?

God is like Coke.....He's the real thing.

God is like Pan Am... He makes the going great

God is like General Electric...He lights your path.

God is like Bayer Aspirin...He works wonders.

God is like Hallmark Cards... He cares enough to send the very best.

God is like Tide...He gets the stains out that others leave behind.

God is like VO5 Hair Spray...He holds through all kinds of weather.

God is like Dial soap...Aren't you glad you know him?  Don't you

wish everyone did?

God is lilke Sears...He has everything.

God is like Alka Seltzer...Try Him, you'll like Him.

God is like Scotch Tape... You can't see Him, but you know He's there.

God is like American Express Card...don't leave without Him!

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 Pearly Gates Story

 

 A man dies and goes to heaven. Of course, St. Peter meets him at the

 pearly gates.

 St. Peter says, "Here's how it works. You need 100 points to make it

 into heaven. You tell me all the good things

 you've done, and I give you a certain number of points for each item,

 depending on how good it was. When you

 reach 100 points, you get in."

 "Okay," the man says, "I was married to the same woman for 50 years and

 never cheated on her, even in my

 heart."

 "That's wonderful," says St. Peter, "that's worth three points!"

 "Three points?" he says. "Well, I attended church all my life and

 supported its ministry with my tithe and

 service."

 "Terrific!" says St. Peter, "that's certainly worth a point."

 "One point? Golly. How about this: I started a soup kitchen in my city

 and worked in a shelter for homeless

 veterans."

 "Fantastic, that's good for two more points," he says.

 "TWO POINTS!!" the man cries, "At this rate the only way I get into

 heaven is by the grace of God!"

 "Come on in!"