The Speeding Nun
A cop pulls over a car load of nuns....
Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you
going so slow?"
Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65."
Cop: "Oh, sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the
name of the highway you're on!
Sister: "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be
At this point the cop looks in the backseat where the
other nuns are shaking and trembling. Cop: "Excuse me,
Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there?
They're shaking something terrible."
Sister: "Oh, we just got off of highway 119."