This file was submitted by Lanette Currington.
An explosion last week killed a wild-living navy boilerman and he
found himself in hell. Being used to stoking fires and extremely hot
temperatures, he found hell actually quite comfortable. When Satan
went to check out the new arrival, he found him sitting in his room
"You like this?", Satan asked. "Yes, sir", said the sailor, "this
feels like a spring day to me." Not wanting the new guy to be too
comfortable, Satan turned up the heat a bit. When he went back the
next day to see how his new arrival was doing, the sailor was still
happy; he hadn`t even broken a sweat. "I like this kind of weather",
he told Satan. For the next few days in a row, Satan again turned up
the heat, but each day the Sailor looked as comfortable as ever.
By last Sunday, Satan decided to try something different. Rather
than turn up the heat even more, he turned it off. Icicles formed in
the sailor`s room! When he checked on the guy, the room was icy and
he was shivering, but he had a grin from ear to ear, bigger than ever.
Satan was exasperated! "Why are YOU so happy?" he demanded from the
sailor. "It`s FREEZING in here!"
"Well, I`m from Denver," said the sailor. "and evidently the
Broncos just won the Super Bowl!"