* D E A R G O D . . . . *
Dear GOD, In Sunday school they told us
what You do. Who does it when
You are on vacation? Jane
Dear GOD, I read the Bible.
What does begat mean? Nobody will tell
me. Love, Alison
Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
Dear GOD, Is it true my father won't get into
Heaven if he uses his
bowling words in the house? Anita
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the
giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? Norma
Dear GOD, Instead of letting people die
and having to make new ones,
why don't You just keep the ones You have now? Jane
Dear GOD, Who draws the lines around
the countries? Nan
Dear GOD, I went to this wedding and
they kissed right in church. Is
that okay? Neil
Dear GOD, What does it mean You are
a Jealous God? I thought You had
Dear GOD, Did you really mean "do unto others
as they do unto you"? Because if you did,
then I'm going to fix my brother. Darla
Dear GOD, Thank you for the baby brother,
but what I prayed for was a puppy. Joyce
Dear GOD, Why is Sunday school on Sunday?
I thought it was supposed
to be our day of rest. Tom L.
Dear GOD, Please send me a pony.
I never asked for anything before,
You can look it up. Bruce
Dear GOD, My brother is a rat.
You should give him a tail. Ha ha. Danny
Dear GOD, Maybe Cain and Abel would
not kill each other so much if
they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. Larry
Dear GOD, I want to be just like my Daddy
when I get big but not with so much hair all over. Sam
Dear GOD, You don't have to worry about me.
I always look both ways.
Dear GOD, I think about You sometimes
even when I'm not praying.
Dear GOD, I bet it is very hard for You to love
all of everybody in the whole world. There are only
4 people in our family and I can never do it. Nan
Dear GOD, Of all the people who work
for You I like Noah and David the best. Rob
Dear GOD, My brother told me about
being born but it doesn't sound
right. They're just kidding, aren't they? Marsha
Dear GOD, If You watch me in church Sunday,
I'll show You my new shoes. Mickey D.
Dear GOD, I would like to live 900 years like
the guy in the Bible. Love, Chris
Dear GOD, We read Thomas Edison made light.
But in school they said You did it. So I bet he stoled
your idea. Sincerely, Donna
Dear GOD: The bad people laughed at Noah -
"You made an ark on dry land you fool." But he was smart,
he stuck with You. That's what I would do. Eddie
Dear GOD, I do not think anybody could
be a better GOD. Well, I just ant You to know but I am not just
saying that because You are GOD already. Charles
Dear GOD, I didn't think orange went
with purple until I saw the
sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool! Eugene
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