Twenty More Church Bulletin Bloopers
The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce
the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and
Mrs. Julius Belzer.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of
every kind and they may be seen in the church
The associate minister unveiled the church's new
tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My
Pledge — Now Up Yours."
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will
be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir
Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to
the addition of several new members and to the
deterioration of some older ones.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other
items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple
Irving Beltson and Jessie Carter were married on
October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that
began in their school days.
During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the
rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F.
Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and
heave a healthy lunch.
The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday
morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the
Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the
congregation would lend him their electric girdles for
the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
The pastor will preach his farewell message, after
which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."
Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing
services will be discontinued until further notice.
The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung
without musical accomplishment.
The music for today's service was all composed by
George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th
anniversary of his birth.
A song fest was hell at the Methodist church
Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN
DRINK? with hymns from a full choir.
Hymn 43: "Great God, what do I see here?"
Preacher: The Rev. Horace Blodgett
Hymn 47: "Hark! an awful voice is sounding"
On a church bulletin during the minister's illness: God
is good . Dr. Hargreaves is better.
Please join us as we show our support for Amy and
Alan in preparing for the girth of their first child.