Twenty Classic Church Bulletin Bloopers
For those of you who have children and don't know
it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing
services will be discontinued until further notice.
Evening massage — 6 p.m.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's
Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m.
The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.
Don't let worry kill you off — let the church help.
The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great
success. Special thanks are due to the minister's
daughter, who labored the whole evening at the
piano, which as usual fell upon her.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other
items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to
make calls on people who are not afflicted with any
Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday
at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.
Ushers will eat latecomers.
The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the
delight of the audience.
During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare
privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs
supplied our pulpit.
Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the
morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a
Stewardship Offertory: "Jesus Paid It All"
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our
church and community.
Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to
22 members were present at the church meeting held
at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening.
Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The
Lord Knows Why.
The choir invites any member of the congregation
who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use large
double door at the side entrance.